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Golf apparel that doesn't take itself too seriously. Hats, polos, pants and shorts from Slice Baby, built with performance fabric that wicks sweat and stretches through a swing — the jokes are on the outside, the fabric is the real thing.

Sizing runs true; check the chart on each product page. This ships from the brand's warehouse, so it arrives separately from any simulator gear you order at the same time.

  • Polo - Bold In Pink, view 2
    Polo - Bold In Pink
    $62.00
    Slice Baby

    Polo - Bold In Pink

    Introducing the "Bold In Pink" Polo: Stand out on the course with a bold pop of color! The "Bold In Pink" Golf Polo isn’t just about blending i...

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    $62.00
  • Polo - Vegas Nights, view 2
    Polo - Vegas Nights
    $62.00
    Slice Baby

    Polo - Vegas Nights

    Introducing the "Vegas Nights" Polo: Bring a little Sin City flair to the fairway with a polo shirt that’s all about the neon glow! The "Vegas Nigh...

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    $62.00
  • Polo - Golf Sucks FL, view 2
    Polo - Golf Sucks FL
    $62.00
    Slice Baby

    Polo - Golf Sucks FL

    Introducing the "Golf Sucks FL" Polo: Drive your style home with a shirt that says what we’ve all thought at least once! The "Golf Sucks FL" Golf P...

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    $62.00
  • Hat - No Shanks, view 2
    Hat - No Shanks
    $34.00
    Slice Baby

    Hat - No Shanks

    Introducing the "No Shanks" Golf Hat: Keep your game on target with a touch of humor in the "No Shanks" hat. Perfect for golfers who are determine...

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    $34.00
  • Hat - Golf Sucks FL, view 2
    Hat - Golf Sucks FL
    $34.00
    Slice Baby

    Hat - Golf Sucks FL

    Introducing the "Golf Sucks FL" Golf Hat: Make a bold statement with the "Golf Sucks" hat, featuring the phrase emblazoned on a classic Florida li...

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    $34.00
  • Hat - Golf Sucks CA, view 2
    Hat - Golf Sucks CA
    $34.00
    Slice Baby

    Hat - Golf Sucks CA

    Introducing the "Golf Sucks CA" Golf Hat: Make a bold statement with the "Golf Sucks CA" hat, featuring the phrase emblazoned on a classic Califor...

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    $34.00
  • Hat - Golf Sucks NY, view 2
    Hat - Golf Sucks NY
    $34.00
    Slice Baby

    Hat - Golf Sucks NY

    Introducing the "Golf Sucks NY" Golf Hat: Make a bold statement with the "Golf Sucks" hat, featuring the phrase emblazoned on a classic New York li...

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    $34.00
  • Hat - I Suck!, view 2
    Hat - I Suck!
    $34.00
    Slice Baby

    Hat - I Suck!

    Introducing the "I Suck!" Golf Hat: Embrace the struggle with a smile and a laugh! The "I Suck!" hat is perfect for those who aren’t afraid to adm...

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    $34.00

About this gear

What you're actually getting

The funny side of the shop. Still real gear — it just doesn't take itself seriously.

Call or text (931) 278-5630
  • Made by Slice BabyGolf apparel and course gear with a sense of humor, printed and shipped by the brand direct.
  • Performance fabric, not novelty junkThe polos wick sweat and stretch through a swing. The towels are real microfiber that actually dries a grip.
  • Ships separately from the sim gearApparel comes from the brand's warehouse, so if you order both they'll arrive at different times.
  • Sized like normal clothesCheck the size chart on the product page against a shirt you already own rather than guessing.
  • Easy gift territoryMost of the accessories land under $25, which makes them the simple answer for a golfer who has everything.
  • The other half of the shopI build golf simulator rooms for a living. This is the side that gets a laugh on the first tee.

Straight answers

Questions about the apparel

Slice Baby. I carry the line through Shopify Collective, so it ships from them directly to you.

True to size for most people. Every product page has a size chart — measure a shirt you already like and compare rather than guessing.

No. Apparel ships from a different warehouse than the simulator gear, so the two arrive separately.

Yes. The returns policy has the window and the process — worth a quick read before you order.

Call or text me. For an event, a team or a tournament I'll find out what's possible on quantity and timing.

Next step

Building a sim room too?

Apparel is the fun side. The rest of what I do is framing golf simulator rooms, home theaters and putting greens across Middle Tennessee.

See what I buildCall or text (931) 278-5630

Clarksville, TN · about 90 minutes in any direction · Hablo Español.

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Clarksville, TN. About 90 minutes in any direction.

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