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Golf Towels

Golf towels that earn their spot on the bag. Thick microfiber that genuinely dries a grip and cleans a club face — not the thin ones that just push water around.

Clip-on and magnetic options so it stays where you put it instead of ending up on the cart floor. Full-size beach towels in the same designs if you want the joke to travel.

About this gear

What you're actually getting

The funny side of the shop. Still real gear — it just doesn't take itself seriously.

  • Made by Slice BabyGolf apparel and course gear with a sense of humor, printed and shipped by the brand direct.
  • Performance fabric, not novelty junkThe polos wick sweat and stretch through a swing. The towels are real microfiber that actually dries a grip.
  • Ships separately from the sim gearApparel comes from the brand's warehouse, so if you order both they'll arrive at different times.
  • Sized like normal clothesCheck the size chart on the product page against a shirt you already own rather than guessing.
  • Easy gift territoryMost of the accessories land under $25, which makes them the simple answer for a golfer who has everything.
  • The other half of the shopI build golf simulator rooms for a living. This is the side that gets a laugh on the first tee.

Straight answers

Questions about the apparel

Slice Baby. I carry the line through Shopify Collective, so it ships from them directly to you.

True to size for most people. Every product page has a size chart — measure a shirt you already like and compare rather than guessing.

No. Apparel ships from a different warehouse than the simulator gear, so the two arrive separately.

Yes. The returns policy has the window and the process — worth a quick read before you order.

Call or text me. For an event, a team or a tournament I'll find out what's possible on quantity and timing.

Next step

Building a sim room too?

Apparel is the fun side. The rest of what I do is framing golf simulator rooms, home theaters and putting greens across Middle Tennessee.

See what I buildCall or text (931) 278-5630

Clarksville, TN · about 90 minutes in any direction · Hablo Español.